5 Silly Candidates for the 13th Doctor

Guest contributor Lady Flora Pois picks some of the best candidates.

Today saw the shocking news that Peter Capaldi has been suspended by the BBC due to a ‘fracas’ behind the scenes. Although is unclear if and when Doctor Who will be back, should it return I have chosen some ideal candidates who could take the role of the next Doctor.

Graham Norton

Long rumoured to have a major role, Norton is a logical choice. He has had cameo appearances on the show already and has proven to be very versatile. How we all marvelled at his surprise appearances in Rose and The Time of the Angels.

The Kandyman

If anyone can, the Kandyman can.

Jeremy Clarkson

He needs a job and he’d sure have the skills the steer the TARDIS better than any Doctor before. He could also bring along his pre-existing companions James, Richard, as well as the mysterious alien known as the Stig.

Chloe Webber

A fan favourite, the 13th Doctor could very well be female and there is only one choice to display such remarkable range and acting talent.

Rusty the Dalek

Now confirmed to be the innocent party in the #Capaldigate saga, it seems that Rusty would be the morally correct choice to take over. He would exterminate the competition either way.

And there we have it! I hope you like my picks. I’m sure you’ll agree there are few finer to take over.